One word for you: BWAHAHAHAH!
Haha just imagine being the one standing in the middle of the thrift store trying to hold back a laugh while looking at this and noticing a couple people around you taking sincere interest in buying this...
LOL!!! That's ok, I have Asperger's, I do lots of 'odd' little things in public and have people looking at me funny!!! I would not be able to contain the hilarity.
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