Army Bear

Something tells me Sgt. Snuggles here won't be marching into combat any time soon with that gimpy leg. And we all know where this bear got that gimpy leg, too... A fat kid who was a little too old to be playing with teddy bears smashed it in six places. The doctors all say the bear may walk again, but he's going to need years of painful surgery and physical therapy.

Dollar Store Baby

I would like to apologize for our recent lack of activity, but we've been preparing for fast-approaching parenthood. As you can imagine, the last couple of weeks have been hectic. But that hasn't stopped our never-ending quest to find the most terrible thrift store atrocities imaginable.

For this next Nightmare, we decided to raid the local dollar store. As you can imagine we didn't have to try very hard to find this:



I can't imagine who in their right mind would buy this for their child to play with. The items at this dollar store are supposedly new, so what gives with this doll with the bashed-in face? It looks like a fat, sweaty asshole sat on its face.

Doll Parts

You know, there's really nothing creepier than a bag full of doll parts. You are just left in wonder... Why are there doll parts in a bag? How did they become doll parts? Did someone's little brother simply take revenge on their girly toys or was this the work of someone more twisted, and disturbing? What would one do with doll parts? Where did all of these come from?

There are many unanswered questions, but one thing is apparent... This bag holds the key to many wrecked childhoods.

-k8

Bozo the Barbie

Okay... Seriously... Who in their right fucking mind let this Barbie be made with this much makeup? And the hair? And the clothes? One could argue that maybe a child switched the clothes up and this was the end result, but that's the more hopeful side of me thinking. The more logical side of me says that the makers of Barbie were really high on drugs and thought this to be fashionably acceptable back in the 60s.

*sigh*



I mean, do you really want this to be your child's role model? I mean, really? "Hey look mom, I can put make up on just like Barbie!" And then they one day become a fat, loud, more obnoxious version of Barbie due to everyone making fun of their pathetic fashion, unmanageable clown hair, and whore makeup... Either keep your kids away or fear their future....



-k8

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I don't know what's worse... The fact that this baby doll's head looks like it's some sort of sexual device found at your local adult store or the sad truth that nearly all Barbies and dolls are 95% of the time found half nude at thrift stores. Seriously, what is up with that? Perhaps it is best not to know...

-k8

[Edit: I find the glazed-over look in its eyes pretty disturbing.

-j-on]

Sometimes we just need a break...

This entry will be a quick one, for my husband and I have both caught some sort of rare form of tuberculosis or perhaps a random unheard of disease with no cure from one of the various thrift stores we ventured to. Don't fret though kids! We'll be back up and running at full speed once we recover 100%. Unfortunately with thrift store shopping you never know what you're going to find... And sometimes it may come in the form of a virus. Stay tuned. For now, here's Hulk Hogan on a horse. Yep...

-k8