I'll be the first to admit, I'm not a fan of Father's Day. But how can you not get into the spirit of things looking at this:
Terrible, terrible, terrible. There's a very good reason that this shirt is in this thrift store. Some dimwitted kid bought this for his father, possibly at another thrift store, a couple of years ago. Whoever received the shirt promptly re-donated it to the Salvation Army, and hence here it is, back from whence it came, here for our amusement.
Doesn't it look a little like a retard drew the picture? And that MS Paint was used to do the main layout. You bet it does!