Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Another Friday Night Video?

I just installed Blogger on my phone, so now I can bring you the worst thrift store nightmares from anywhere on earth.

That being said, let's look at this turd of a VHS tape I found. Featuring unknown artist "Kenny Marks", this video is not only offensive to the sensibilities because of the guy's terrible yet cheap 80s haircut, it is that much more insulting because this prick presumes that I have nothing better to do with a Friday night than to watch this garbage. If I had to choose between spending my Friday night with this asshole and sticking a hot iron to my face, I'll take the iron any day.

Lastly, it seems that this video comes from a church, so I must assume that this is another thinly veiled Christian rock act trying to disguise itself as "hip" music, much like that awful Allies band I reviewed a couple entries back. I examined the cover thoroughly but found no references to Jesus, so I can only assume that upon listening to this garbage, we'd be treated to a generic keyboard line and then BAM! Profession of undying love for Jesus.

Needless to say, I threw this right back into the bin I dug it out of.

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