Saturday, February 6, 2010

Please kill me

Just try to imagine the miserable, pathetic old lady that would carry this bag. If you look inside, I'm sure you'll find a bottle of Geritol, some denture paste, and a Matlock VHS tape.


  1. You have angered the Bingo gods! Multi colored daubers shall fall randomly upon a new white garment you recently bought. Only a small fuzzy headed troll doll can break the one time curse before it is fullfilled. I know not where fuzzy headed troll dolls live. Maybe on Ebay or in that bag.

  2. I can already see a dozen zombie old ladies with beehive haircuts coming after us... All chanting "Bingo... Bingo... Bingo..."


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