You have angered the Bingo gods! Multi colored daubers shall fall randomly upon a new white garment you recently bought. Only a small fuzzy headed troll doll can break the one time curse before it is fullfilled. I know not where fuzzy headed troll dolls live. Maybe on Ebay or in that bag.
I can already see a dozen zombie old ladies with beehive haircuts coming after us... All chanting "Bingo... Bingo... Bingo..."
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