Nightmare Couch

With all of the obvious stains and tears on this beauty, how can you go wrong? This couch has a lot of history. Questionable history, but history all the same.

Need some new furniture?

Well if you are an 80s power yuppie these are the right chairs for you!

Notice how flawless they appear... That's pretty good considering they are directly from the 80s. My guess is that they had little excitement in their life... They sat around an empty, long, perfectly clean white and black dining table with decorative fruit in the middle as their only company. They were likely never used or sat on, as yuppies own furniture for the sole purpose of admiring it from a distance. After paying 2000 dollars too much for something you can't have people actually using the pieces, now can you? That's absurd!