Christmas time in May!

Hey guys, you know what's awesome? Getting great deals on clearance Christmas items! The way you go about doing this is so easy too! You just buy the Christmas items on the off season and you'll get them for practically a steal! Then come next Christmas you won't have to pay high dollar prices to decorate your lovely home! Now, it might be a little harder to find Christmas items in the month of may at your local department store, but a thrift store is always a good start! So let's see here... Need a Christmas tree?



Oh um... So that's a Christmas tree found at the Salvation Army, huh? Maybe it's not so bad... Let's take a good look, shall we?

-It's pre-lit. That's always a plus... But the lights are tangled.
-It's able to stand upright... But it is missing the upper half...
-It's green! It has that going for it!

Yeah... I don't know. Is it really worth the 10 dollars? I think Charley Brown may have one upped this sorry tree.

Keep an Eye Out Folks

We have just welcomed a new child into the world, so, dear readers, as you can imagine, we've been busy. But we have NOT stopped trolling thrift stores to bring you the worst of the worst items that our society has to offer. We plan to start updating the blog regularly again now that everything has settled down and the holidays are over.

Here's something to whet your appetite:



At first glance, it's not overtly obvious why a filing cabinet that looks as though it's been shipped by Soviet Express should be funny. But if you look REALLY close, you can see a price tag for $15. $15 fucking dollars for a POS filing cabinet that looks as though Chris Farley fell on it. Something tells me that this wonderful eyesore is going to be in this store for years to come.